bellinitini:

dont even look at me unless you look like this

bellinitini:

dont even look at me unless you look like this

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Q
spoiler alert: they all die in the end
Anonymous
A

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life


gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

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lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(via tyleroakley)


brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via tyleroakley)


theunitedchurchofshrek:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?

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tyleroakley:

i feel like this is important

(via flaffeon)


girlyshippings:

gkarma11:

gkarma11:

gkarma11:

gkarma11:

Guys. Michael and Lindsay get married in 119 days.

Guys. Michael and Lindsay get married in 91 days.

Guys. Michael and Lindsay get married in 34 days.

Guys. Michael and Lindsay get married in 18 days.

*Squeals*

(via im-shippin-it)


deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

image

(via mannybarbosa)


vinebox:

White girls Vs Black girls being accused of talking shit

(via borntofly-forcedtowalk)


humanities-most-fab:

and all the bitches crawl

humanities-most-fab:

and all the bitches crawl

(via armxn-arlert)


green-satan:

lokiiinthetardis:

sansasturk:

imagine if you were born with the knowledge of your soulmate’s name but it was a really common name like chris

time to date every chris in the universe

image

(via children-of-the-potatoes)


v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  


i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

(via girlyshippings)